ROLL MOPS: The vomit of the sea.
Cold.
Wet.
Fishy.
EWW!!! I love fish but ROLL MOPS make me mental vomit.
Cold.
Wet.
Fishy.
EWW!!! I love fish but ROLL MOPS make me mental vomit.
TURKISH DELIGHT THAT IS COATED IN CHOCOLATE AND COMES IN CERTAIN CHOCOLATE SELECTIONS:
There is nothing "delightful" about this chocolate, in fact if you happen to encounter it in a box of chocolates SERIOUSLY consider it as an attempt on your life.
There is nothing "delightful" about this chocolate, in fact if you happen to encounter it in a box of chocolates SERIOUSLY consider it as an attempt on your life.
YUK.
EWW.
EWW.
GREEN CAPSICUM: Yuk.
If this WORMS it's way into my food I will pick it out.
The most heinous of vegetables especially if it's cooked it tastes bitter and looks like a solidified piece of SLIME.
i like RED CAPSICUM though so go figure hahaahahahahaa
If this WORMS it's way into my food I will pick it out.
The most heinous of vegetables especially if it's cooked it tastes bitter and looks like a solidified piece of SLIME.
i like RED CAPSICUM though so go figure hahaahahahahaa
CREAMY PASTA: I have no words.
Creamy pasta = CREAMY PASTA FARTS AND POO.
There.
I said it.
YUK.
Creamy pasta = CREAMY PASTA FARTS AND POO.
There.
I said it.
YUK.
And this concludes a small list of foods that scare me.
Please take this as tongue in cheek, each to their own :) :) :) I'm pretty much 1000% sure there are foods I LOVE that people would list as FOODS THAT MAKE ME SCARED haahahahahaa
What foods MAKE YOU SCARED???
Telllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :) :) :)
I'm going to die this is so TRUE!!!!
ReplyDeleteExcept red capsicum is just as BLERGH as green!
I'm ever so glad Turkish De-Vom made the list.
I don't even know what roll mops are but I am afraid, very afraid.
bahahaha. i love green capsicum cooked. and chocolate turkish delight is AMAZING girl. i dont even know what roll mops are but they look heinous, and total agreeance re: creamy pasta...wtf people!
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More evidence that we are twunnnnssss.... Mum and I are both against green capsicum it gives metummy cramps and her too! People always yell at me it's the same as red you stupid peterfile (hahahaahh) but it's not and their stupid. Creamy pasta vom face and gelfite fish = you know it foul heinous dream team: I think we should make a vow dish of creamy green caps & gelfite fish pasta. Hahahahahha feral. I occasionally like a Turkish delight though. Dont judge me. Haahha we need blue corn btw. X
ReplyDeleteEGGPLANT. Oh my god the slimy revolting horribleness.
ReplyDeletehaha love this list. Totally agree about turish delight in that form - gross, cheap, choc covered ew. I love the real stuff. I hate cheap creamy pasta too. Love the good stuff. Ummmm food that scares me: oysters, bone marrow & crackling - wtf?! It's pure animal skin!! The outside of an animal, people!! gross. Although I eat cooked flesh (ew) and love it so go figure.
ReplyDeleteHeidi xo
I love chocolate covered turkish delight ... but I don’t like real turkish delight...
ReplyDeleteWhenever I eat an assortment of chocolates with these chocolates with my family or friends there is always a battle of who gets the turkish delight first. I didn’t realise people actually disliked turkish delight haha.
I like all varieties of capsicum ... and don’t mind creamy pasta either although it looks rather gross sometimes.
I don’t know what roll mops are but they don’t look very appetizing ... at all.
I heartily concur with this entire list, but I would add red capsicum too. I hate capsicum cooked or raw, it's squeaky and horrid.
ReplyDeleteGreen beans are only good when disguised in butter or an amazing stew/curry otherwise they're also disgustingly squeaky.
Sun dried tomatoes yeuck. Especially the big tubs in the deli i'm convinced they are covered in hepatitis.
My most controversial hated food though is definitely white 'chocolate' omg I weep for the poor raspberries that lost their lives for NOTHING that is good or holy when they are combined in muffins. What a waste! Which reminds me of how sad I was some friendly lil (big) cow died for that dbag on masterchef last night to cook it for 2 seconds... idiot.
such a funny post, love your illustrations! haha! i think there's nothing more frightful than eating live octopi on a stick!
ReplyDeleteI think my favourite part of this is your illustrations that go along with them!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on the roll mops and creamy pasta, but i'm partial to a bit of turkish delight and also green capsicum, however not at the same time...
I hat coriander with a passion, WITH A PASSION i tells you... Controversial, but oh so gross!
Peas! Slimy hate the texture. They should be banned!
ReplyDeletePorridge- HATE!
Offal is awful! Smells disgusting being cooked.
HAHAHAHA. i like turkish delight!
ReplyDeletei am with you on green capsicum! sometimes we order indian food and it is always in it!!!!!!!! have to pick it out. yeeeek!
HAHAHAHA "creamy pasta farts and poo" omg you make me laugh lady.
ReplyDeleteI wholeheartedly agree about rollmops (even the name is so so so so SO very wrong!!!!!!) *shudder* and turkish delight. Its so foul!!!!!!!
anchovies, sardines and salmon in a tin where you tip it out and its STILL IN THE SHAPE OF THE TIN (like dog food :| :| ) scare me. Oh and all kinds of fungi. GROSS.
AHHH how could i forget every type of seafood except fish. Prawns oysters muscles crab ew ew ew! Prawns are gross - puling out the poo vein thing before you eat it NOOOOOOOO wrong wrong wrong!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a fear of pork. When it cooks the meat turns WHITE! It's just weird and creepy and gross. Am not against all pig products though as I love bacon and ham.
ReplyDeletePork makes me want to vomit in my hands.
Firstly, I love your blog! I am having a down day but reading this post put a smile on my face and cracked me up!!
ReplyDeleteI'll eat pretty much anything, except ...
*drumroll*
FRUITCAKE!
Bah, it's disgusting!
:) x
OMG LOL i've never agreed with someone more!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBleg turkish delight's.
Green caps give me heartburn, so they are hateful.
Roll mops my granny used to eat these, i hate the smell.
I have never been a fan of cold pasta, I dont get pasta salads, never will!
Oh my god, we must have the same taste buds! I have never had 'roll mops' - but i know I wouldn't like it! I dont likw raw capscium! only cooked! And I definately prefer red! Never have I liked Turkish Delight, vom. and Creamy pasta just makes me feel like I have gained 10 kgs.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually hating on tomatoes at the moment. I do like slices on a burger - but I don't get how people eat them like apples! Even cherry tomatoes!
HAHAHAHAHAH this has got to be one of my fave posts of yours <3 <3 <3 <3
ReplyDeleteLOL those first things look awful.. but the rest? Not so bad. I don't like anchovies or.. oysters.. and I don't eat meat. Haha but omg you made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha you should consider being an artist, your drawings are fab :D I'm scared of almost every meat... brrr
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely weekend girl!
xoxo
ZOMG I HATE roll mops too! My parents use to get them and I would run far far away!
ReplyDeleteGreen capsicum can fuck off and die too in my opinion! Red is sweet, green is blergh.
hmmm.. what else scares me...
not sure, will have to get back you, I'm sure there is a long list!! x
HAAAAH! this is so true!!!
ReplyDeleteI never understood turkish delights O.o I never have … way to destroy chocolate...
I don't like any of this except boscaiola which would be under the creamy pasta category.
hahaha. sooo funny....! love this post. following you :) http://dressmeup-dressmedown.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteAhahhaahha.
ReplyDeleteI love the pics :D
btw it's peppers for me lol :)
xxx
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Hahaha love this post! I would have to agree with Turkish defright and roll mops really don't look appetising do they? I'm gonna add mushrooms to that list, especially mushroom sauce - so grey and gloopy looking. How can something that is grey coloured taste good?!
ReplyDeletethe fish stuff looks pretty yuk. i can't actually eat any fish that is raw. my throat closes up and if i do end up being able to eat it, my body will somehow find a way to regurgitate it back up.
ReplyDeletesorry about your shoes dearest!
they look lush!
my first pair of JC shoes is 1 size too small...i was so intent on making them fit i forced myself to wear them lol
worst decision ever!
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www.devious-studios.blogspot.com
LalaLOVE this post! It had me in hysterics - I adore your doodles! I truly believe that rollmops are the devil's work. The only food that scares me is coriander (don't judge me!) because just the smell makes me physically nauseated
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for your lovely comment and vote! Following your blog too, I think it's great :) Looking forward to having a good read through when I have time (or more likely when I feel the need to procrastinate)
ReplyDeleteHoly moly i agree with you about everyyytthhiiinngg, apart from Turkish Delight. Hate mayonaise or creamy sauces, HATE capsicum and HATE roll mops, blargh!
ReplyDeleteYour illustrations are hilarious....so funny!! Humm....hate tartar sauce..yuck! Just looking at it gives me the creeps! I hate alos looking at rare meat, raw meat of any kind...sorry but it just compleltly grosses me out. This was a fun post! Used to hate and couldn't stand the smell of coriander but somehow am starting to warm up to it....go figure!!
ReplyDeletewhattttttt! i love turkish delight! lol
ReplyDeletehahahahaha. just came back to laugh at this again :)
ReplyDeletea few years ago i hated lots of food but now i am more adventurous and i only hate a few choice items. i'm deathly scared of gluten free bread, runny egg white eggs, steak tatare, that asian dessert greeny jelly stuff makes me want to run and find my safe place. the snot horror of it all! i'm annoyed that i can't think of more stuff to hate.
bahahahah I've never tasted rollmops, and judging by the pic I will never go near that scaly roll-up looking mess.. ewwww fish skin........
ReplyDeleteI also stay away from durian... from a mile away! The smell, the mushy texture that all fruits should not have. ughhhh
Hahhaa love this post!! I too hate capsicums, especially the green one!! yuck... and I hate sponge cakes& bread.. but thats maybe coz im sortof gluten intolerant lol
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck are roll mops!!!?????
ReplyDeleteThey look DISGUSTING!
*gag*
The other things I don't agree with hehe only cos I am a piggy-piggy and will eat almost anything (cept those roll mops).
Turkish delight I like if its good quality and NOT Cadbury.
Cadbury is the sin of the earth. Actually, all processed food is the sin of the earth and it's what scares me most. I can be a hypocrite though and eat it occasionally.
To make it worse, I also work for one of the largest multinational food packaging manufacturers. Almost everything that goes in our vacuum bags is foul - except for fresh meat. And cheese. Can you guess who I work for? I bet Hamish knows. :-D
Anyway that's really off topic. Things that scare me.
KFC. I call it "Shame". As in - we had Shame for dinner last night"
(most) Oysters. I've only ever liked Pacific oysters. Why do I keep trying to like them?
White Chocolate like someone else mentioned. It's not chocolate!
Moon Pies. We had a guy from the US office visit us at work and he brought Moon Pies. The ingredients list did not actually contain anything that looked like food. *shudder*
Ick ick ick ick. That is all!
hehehehehe LOVE this post.
ReplyDeletethat said i love turkish delight too!
and if you don't like green capsicum then you must absolutely try some bitter melon - might be a new one for you to add to the list:P
XX @BusiChic/@RandomShitChez
heeehaa ha ha- this is a funny, funny post!!
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Michelle
www.michellesstylefile.blogspot.com
Your photo editing skills are amazing <3
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with your list. I will add:
ReplyDeletePork - yes I know EVERYONE else loves it, but you are all wrong!
Apricot, peppercorns or chives in cheese. Ewww, awful.
Earl Grey Tea - like drinking perfume.
P.S. are you going to be the next Hyperbole and a Half with your excellent drawing and funny posts?
I love Turkish Delight, and green(&red)capsicum, and creamy pasta!
ReplyDeletehaha I love these posts of yours, so funny
Your blog is hilarious! I love all your little drawings hahah
ReplyDeletehaha this post is hilarious!!! Love it !!!
ReplyDeleteCreamy pasta is so disgusting!!
ReplyDeleteBut Turkish Delight is amazing.
Whats wrong with you guuuurrrl?
Roll mops are my worst enemy! My dad buys jars of the stuff! Along with homebrand sardines, anchovies and other fishy things. Triple vomit. The capers that come with the platter are nice though. I could eat them all day.
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Bahahahhahaha!! I see your awesome pain skills here :) yay
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